The Crew
Name: Mikel Thomas
Plays: Guitar, Vocals, Keys
Birthday: June, 23
My favorite songs
The Beast
Simple Things
Accelerando
Crescendo
Satch Boogie
Surfing with the Alien
One hell of a model american! Mikel sports a BFH and bears no resemblance to any human on earth. Mikel has custom Hamer guitars built for his small youthful stature. When Mikel isn’t playing music, he’s writing more juicy tunes for the next project. This is the only time Mikel has been seen with his shirt off. Thank God. Mikel started developing his beer belly early in life as beer was the only form of sustenance his family could afford to feed him. An old family saying is, “A case a day keeps the doctor away!” Mikel is seen here relieving himself in a public lake. “You know what they say, You don’t buy beer, you only rent it!”
Mikel Thomas
Born in the Barrio of Chino Calif and raised by migrant workers he survived by drinking milk from the teets of nearby cows and killing nearby chickens. He learned drums as a way to help feed his starving village as he would go to nearby towns and play for them. He made enough money to get to Los Angeles and get in a band. Not speaking the language he found it hard to understand what the hell they were saying so he would just play and let his drumming speak for him. After touring several countries and learning English he found himself in Colorado working as a drummer doing phones?? Not really doing them… just installing and
stuff. He is not that far out… Yet.
“I hope you enjoy my BI
O
Not that I am Bi or anything. If that’s what your
into that’s OK and stuff”
Name: Dingo
Plays: Drums, Percussion
Birthday: ?
My favorite songs:
The Beast
Reggae Dreams
Simple Things
Strangle Hold
Cat Scratch Fever
Dingo
Bill grew into those headphones, unfortunately they had to be surgically removed at age 29. He actually has a BFH sporting a super computer of a brain. When bill isn’t playing music, we really don’t know what he does. He lives in a small cave just north of Jamestown Colorado where he practices alchemy and other ancient crafts. Bill sometimes brings leather clothing to rehearsal which he created from the skins of small furry animals which he hunts for sustenance. Bill has been known to keep those furry animals in a holding cage for several months while forcing them to soften their skin with lotion.
Name: Bill Teags
Plays: Bass, Vocals, Keys
Birthday: April, 29
My favorite songs:
Kaley’s Dance
Time To Play
Reggae Dreams
Sinister Minister
Won’t Get Fooled Again
Take Five
“Wild” Bill Teags
